Let's Get A Few Things Straight...

Let's let the first thing be the first thing...

Rule #1
Life is shit. So are 90% of the people in it.

There's no denying it, no avoiding it, no skirting around it, no hiding from it, no ignoring it, no crying about it, no Chinese whispers, no shits, no giggles, no nothing.

It's the First Law of the Universe, the longer it takes you to come to grips with it and understand the reality of it... Let's just say the more likely you are to be on the not so favourable side of the ledger.


Now that we've all had time to take it in and digest it, you might be asking "Sure, but what does that mean for me?"
Well it has a multitude... neigh plethora of applications in the 'real' world for a modern day SNAG (or DAG as the case is more likely to be these days) or a fashionista of the finer sex:

• 90% of the people you bitch about are likely to be shit, so the chances of you feeling bad about it are... slim.
• 90% of your family you can legitimately dislike and feud with... because they're shit.
• 90% of world leaders are shit and have no idea what people actually want or need.*
• 90% of illegal immigrants can be put in detention centres without qualm... because they're shit.
• 90% of Christians... maybe i won't go there...
• 90% of your friends are shit, so when they stab you in the back... don't say i didn't tell you it was coming.

*Application to politics can often be misleading and somewhat of an underestimation of the law of the universe

As you can see, Rule #1, otherwise known as the First Law of the Universe and going by various other pseudonyms is simple:

Life is shit. So are 90% of the people in it.

You don't have to like it. But live it. Embrace it. Become one with it.